job hunting with inga betches :)

ok, so today, me and inga went off to search for jobs cause we're broke and we need some moula. our trip was off to a great start, you know, we ripped off the bus driver by making him think that we're going to the library to read books! LMFAO. you know we used those library cards with the special stickers on them so we can get a bus ride for free (a)
anyways, so we drove to the bus station by the superstore, then took another bus to go downtown, and we miss our stop, so we get off at a stop thats just a couple of meters away from Troys Diner. LOL, we thought that was gonna be our downsider of the day, walking a couple of meters to the store.
once we get there, of course there is a hott blonde guy in a car and i get a vagoner.to ruin it all, we find out that the damn diner is closed, only open till 2 pm. of course inga has to say its all my fault and that im an idiot for not checking the "summer schedule". i was like IT WASNT ON THE FCKIN SITE. kay, so since it wasnt opened, we decided to see if any other restaurant needs hiring.
along the way, HOTT SKATER GUYS. omg, there was this one super hott guy, he had blonde hair and blue eyes, and he was a skater and he had muscles, DROOL. dibs! lol, inga wanted to stalk them but i was determined to find a job, but we were too pussy to go to this one cafe, so i was like fck that and we kept on walking till we saw a restaurant called "Brunello" and so we were like lets go see this, but our pussiness came in the way and we were like pissing our selves at the entrance. but they couldnt see us, although im pretty sure they heard us. and maybe the security camera was like WTF??! and there were some hott guys in this picture on the wall.
k, so we finally grow some balls and we go inside, and ask if they're hiring. first of all the lady looked like a prostitute, and she gave us some look, like: YOU ARE NOTA ITALIANA. then she went to get the manager, and he was some mafia dude with the little chest hair sticking out, and he said in his italian accent, how are you, i responded with: fine how about you? ...no answer. he was just staring at us. i was like k... so you hirin or not? he was in like utter shock, like he was : whata fucka?! youa coma toa mya restauranta witha noa resumea?! LMFAO, not like that, but he was kinda like, nawh we dont need people but leave a resume. i was like yeah yeah, fck that. so we left, peeing ourselves :)
the day was still young so we kept on walking, and looking at other stores that they can hire us at, and we saw Zellers. LMFAO, SO FUNNY. k, so we come in, inga takes a shit, and then we go to customer service asking for an application. the lady looked like she was about 90 years old with no teeth. k, im gonna say this in the most politest way i can, when she laughed, her whole face went sideways, like she was possessed or something. she laughed cause we werent old enough and told us to come back next year. LMFAO, inga does the best impression of the retarted laugh. AND THE HOTT GUYS WERE THERE AGAIN!\ so after zellers we hopped along to dollorama, and this girl that we thought we knew, we didnt really, cause i thought i did but she was some girl from our school. anyways, she calls in the manager, and not to be mean or anything, but she was huge. "when she first came, i didnt know where her boobs ended or where her stomach started"-inga. and OF COURSE, we needed a damn resume, but they were looking for applications. we got a tip that boston pizza was hiring, but keep reading to see why we didnt go.
so we decided that we would go to superstore, cause EVERYONE works there, but i heard that they pay cheap. yeah, so we got an application, but we realized that you needed to be 15, and inga was like freaking out cause shes still 14. but i wanted to work there just because they were looking for people, you didnt need a resume, its not a far walk, and i was desperate. so we ended up leaving superstore, and went to the bus station, not realizing that they were already done, of course.
so we went to heritage-nothing there, joeys shoeless something- resume, maybe hiring, and then EAST SIDE MARIOS. its like it was calling for us, and ive always wanted to work there cause there a lot of hott guys around. so we went inside and the manager came, looking at us he said "im guessing you're inexperienced" and we were like "how'd you know!?" and he was like " you arent supposed to be coming to look for a a job in the evening when its most busy" we were like ZOMFG, we're retards. but he was kind enough to inform us that they needed people, and that he would give us an application. me and inga were like imagining what we'd do with our money and all that. and when he came with the forms, it was like, it was meant to be, i fell in love. ? wtf. yeah, so we skipped around the entire plaza, delighted to know that people wanted US, ME AND INGA, to work at there restaurant, like if i were them and i was looking at people who looked like me and inga, i wouldve never hired myself. LOL.
yeah, we saw some people, -_-
and then we went to the skatepark, where all the magic happens. OMG , i love boys, like seriously, i love them. and the ones at skatepark- OH MY GOD. beautiful, magical, orgasmic, LMFAO. lets not get carried away. but they were doing their flips and tricks, and i was just staring.
then me and inga sat and just talked how we'd call on eachother at work - BERNA TABLE 5, HOTT GUY, I REPEAT, TABLE 5. - ROGER THAT. dununununununa. LOL.
then we went home, and inga woulddnt stfu :) plus she complained the whole way how she was tired. LIKE STFU. love you inga (L)
LMAO, i scared her cause she was supposed to walk home by herself by the construction with no lights and the big security dog. i told her she'd get attacked, so OF COURSE, inga made me walk her home and then she told me she almost got raped by some guy, and she saw some bunnies. LMFAO.
over all, we had a fun day, walked half of milton, and lost 400 pounds! i bet you anything inga came home and stuffed herself with like all the candy she has in her cupboard.
hopefully, they'll hire us? i dont even know how to write a damn resume :(
plus sentence, i used but so many fckn times, its annoying.
i like trolls.

ITSBERNABETCH, call me ;)